MIKES TOP TEN REASONS

MIKES TOP TEN REASONS TO HAVE 11 HOUR OPEN HEART SURGERY

10. You learn the importance of having insurance. Without insurance you would have to visit Jeffery Alandt.
9. You learn the importance of good drugs.
8. You learn the importance of feeding the dog...that way he remembers you.
7. You get to be named King...where did that come from???
6. You learn that you can loose as much in your retirement fund when you are sick as when you are well.
5. You learn the importance of trustworthy and loyal employees!!!
4. You learn the importance of friends...it would be impossible to make it with out their encouragement.
3. You learn the importance of picking good brothers and sisters. They come from thousands of miles away to help you.
2. You learn why you spent thousands of dollars raising kids. They spend hours visiting you, let you stay at their house and treat you like a king.
1. You learn why you married an ICU nurse 35 years ago. She takes great care of you, is your advocate and stands by you when she should of dumped you.
Thank you to everyone Mike