Monday, March 2, 2009

MIKES TOP TEN REASONS

MIKES TOP TEN REASONS TO HAVE 11 HOUR OPEN HEART SURGERY

10. You learn the importance of having insurance. Without insurance you would have to visit Jeffery Alandt.
9. You learn the importance of good drugs.
8. You learn the importance of feeding the dog...that way he remembers you.
7. You get to be named King...where did that come from???
6. You learn that you can loose as much in your retirement fund when you are sick as when you are well.
5. You learn the importance of trustworthy and loyal employees!!!
4. You learn the importance of friends...it would be impossible to make it with out their encouragement.
3. You learn the importance of picking good brothers and sisters. They come from thousands of miles away to help you.
2. You learn why you spent thousands of dollars raising kids. They spend hours visiting you, let you stay at their house and treat you like a king.
1. You learn why you married an ICU nurse 35 years ago. She takes great care of you, is your advocate and stands by you when she should of dumped you.
Thank you to everyone Mike

8 comments:

  1. Mike threatened to kick my butt the other day for helping him out. This familliar display of stubbornness is a strong sign that he is recovering and is almost back to the man that we all love.

    Ted

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  2. Mike: Well said. Sounds like you almost ready for a 7am wine run to Sams! Glad you're back.

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  3. Mike: Glad to have you home and on the mend. See you soon. George

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  4. Mike, I wanted to wait to you were feeling stronger to tell you this……I think I have turned into a democrat due to the fact I have lost the ability to reason.

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  5. Mike, Loved your ten reasons and i do think your #1 choice was the best, god love em to hang in there and put up with the BS we can pile on. You surely have been blessed as we have just to have you back home and in good shape. Looking forward to the day you are able to visit us at the shop. Ron C

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  6. At last, proof that you live! Thanks for the communique, high damned time we heard from ye! Amazing, isn't it, how hard it is to concentrate after going through major surgery. Good to hear from you, hugs to "The Boss"... I am VERY good at making dinner for shut ins, ask around. Call if you would like one. Hugs atcha.

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  7. It sounds as if you are enough recovered for us to blow out a few of the candles on our home alter built in your honor. The hangovers from the communion wine were beginning to have an adverse effect over such a prolonged period of time. And what a fitting day indeed to go forth and celebrate your heritage and healing. Skol, Nastrova and Cheers! Fran & Carl

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  8. Your job as a future mother is to learn the god's ways and to help your child understand despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today's society. Without consciousous parents the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today's environment.
    Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship wiith the gods and move on. You don't want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that.
    1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

    Much like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today's modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO, the Chinese Holocaust. They used this Situation to bury Japanese atrocities.
    It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL "Second Coming of Christ", while the "fake" Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.
    What I teach is the god's true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian "consolation prize" of "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" begins.

    The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
    It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god's positioning proves they work to prevent people's understanding.
    How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
    The fallen god, fighting for justice for the disfavored, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
    I believe much as the Noah's Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. It will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".
    In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine "cures" aging, the "manufacture" of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free (synthetic) cocaine, etc.
    Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to "die off", literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles, resisting these temptations, will survive the 1000 years. Condemned to experience another epoch of planet's history for their ignorant pursuit of xtianity, they will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry during history due to their failure to ascend into heaven before the Apocalypse.
    Never forget:::It is not a house of Jesus.
    If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new poulation, the proverbial "apple" of this Garden of Eden. A crucial figure in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.
    Which one is it?:
    One transitions into the other, allowing the gods to wash their hands of obligation to their Chosen One. My personal "consolation prize".
    And since the gods never committed despite tens of billions in mass media, product development and natural disasters/tragedy they will employ the freedom they positioned into the Situation and CHEAT me out of everything.

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